Thursday, August 18, 2005

Because it is bitter, and because it is my heart...

So it's come to this: one more violently self-absorbed, pampered, aimless voice nattering away into the cyber-void. One more whining, powerless, dyspeptic, no-dick Internets loser ranting about the slo-motion horror show of American decadence and destruction as an excuse to avoid doing anything about it. All for the reading pleasure of literally dozens of fellow political eunuchs. Why? What purpose does it serve?

Absolutely none.

However, since I'm currently languishing in a crap-job purgatory having recently moved to within a brick's toss of Capitol Hill, and in command of the first home-based Internets connection I've had since finishing college, I figure I may as well burn away the hours before sleep with a few salvoes of vitriol directed at the idiocy and/or malice of the American people and their vile, corrupt and blood-coated leaders. Why not? We're all just making time until the Apocalypse, so what's a little masturbatory self-righteousness between friends?

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