I've run out of contemporary insults to hurl at the President.

I've been forced to revive olde timey ones:

Blackguard.

Poltroon.

Jackanape.

Mountebank.

Pillock.

Bampot.

Coxcomb.

Varlet.

Malt-worm.

Gudgeon.

Moldwarp.

Apple-john.

Pignut.

Whey-face.

Ratsbane.

Pumpion.

Dewberry.

Clotpole.

Skainsmate.

Puttock.

Crumbum.

Flapdoodle.

I'll post some more after I watch a few "Three Stooges" shorts.