Sunday, October 30, 2005

Halloween Costume Suggestion:

If "killing a hobo" is the funniest phrase in the English language (I recommend making it an all-purpose metaphor for anything you do in life: on your way to the bathroom, announce "I'm going to go kill a hobo..."), then it stands to reason that the best possible Halloween costume would be a murdered hobo...or, maybe a hobo murderer. (For those wondering "what kind of costume would a hobo murderer wear? My guess: a gory shirt, a knife, and a handful of blood-stained bindles.)

What did people actually wear as costumes this year? Keep in mind that whatever you picked, it wasn't as cool as killed hobo/hobo killer.

2 Comments:

Blogger John M. said...

I didn't dress up as anything, because I am a loser and had nowhere to go and a lot of homework to do. But really, that means I dressed like the faux-letariat. Is that a costume? Does that mean I dressed up? I'm suddenly very confused.

8:49 PM  
Blogger matthew christman said...

fauxletariat is, by definition, a costume. It's kind of a close call, though, so you might want to throw in some vampire teeth to clinch it.

12:09 PM  

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