Friday, October 21, 2005

Another Question for the Ages: Who Wins in a Fight?

Bloodthirsty Zombie?


Or

Kool Aid Guy?

The zombie thirsts for human flesh and blood, and the delicious red Kool Aid within the Kool Aid Guy would probably serve as adequate motivation for the zombie to attack him. However, the Kool Aid Guy has no similar desire to attack a zombie: he is only interested in serving delicious Kool Aid to children from the inside of this giant head, so the zombie gets points for determination. On the other hand, the Kool Aid Guy is ostensibly made of a sturdy glass which is, in all likelihood, impervious to the zombie's tooth-and-fingernail-based assault. If we're dealing with an evolved "Land of the Dead"-era zombie who has learned rudimentary tool usage, then it could easily cracked the Kool Aid Guy's shell with any available metal impliment. Still, the Kool Aid Guy has shown repeatedly that he is both boisterous and resilient.

I'll put my money on the Kool Aid Guy, especially if he get his hands on a shotgun.

1 Comments:

Blogger John M. said...

I vote for Kool-aid Man. With his +1 skateboard and his surfeit of crashing-through-walls skillpoints, he could defeat any undead minion, save maybe Count Chocula.

OH YEAH!

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