A question for the ages:

Which one of these indicted or soon-to-be-indicted (fingers crossed) nutsacks would you most like to see sodomized in the shower room by the Aryan Nation while they're serving time?

The Contestants:










Dr. Douche











Turd Blossom










Grimma Wormtongue









Lord Scum...ah, forget it, I'm not that lucky.