Thursday, October 06, 2005

Funniest Phrase in the English Language?

"Killing a hobo."

Why?

1. Killing things is funny.

2. "Hobo" is a funny sounding word.

3. It's funny because it's true.



Seriously, who wouldn't want to kill that?

2 Comments:

Blogger John M. said...

Would it be funnier if you killed this hobo with a tack hammer? Would it be funnier if the hobo killed was Walt Whitman?

5:35 PM  
Blogger matthew christman said...

John, you are clearly a comedy savant: a tack hammer has been officially proven to be the funniest murder weapon known to man.

7:54 PM  

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