Delicious Link Sausage.

I finally gots me a handle on the linking technology on this here website. As such, I now possess the magical ability to create one-click access to other sites of my choosing. While this may well be the finest site on the whole Interweb, here are some recommendations for those who grow curious as to what other (albeit clearly lesser) delights exist in the cyber garden.

dailykos.com: liberal political analysis for those, like me, who are viciously addicted to polls and election results. There's some good stuff on there today, what with there being two off-year gubunatorial elections, not to mention state-wide ballot initiatives in Maine, Ohio and California! Christ, the nerdery!

aspecialthing.com: one stop shop for discussing alternative comedians and their projects. Sorry, not much coverage of Larry the Cable Guy or Dane Cook, but Patton Oswalt and the other comedians of comedy are all well represented.

imdb.com: that guy, in that one movie, with the head...what was his name again?

xenu.com: everything you always suspected about Scientology, but assumed was too crazy to be true.

chick.com: Behold Jack Chick, the greatest Christian artist since Michaelangelo

wikipedia.com: are you puzzled by my dense, brilliant Pynchon-esque web of historical and litery allusions (like Pynchon-esque)? Just look 'em up on wikipedia, the people's web encyclopedia; it makes Diderot look like Parson Weems! (Note to self: I suck)

diy-punk.org/anarchy/: a comprehensive, (relatively) easy-to-read guide to my personal favorite political philosophy, anarchism, AKA libertarian socialism. Let's get working on this, people!

fatchicksinpartyhats.com: beggars description. Sufficit to say: Wizard Fatty never forgets the butter. Truer words were never spoken.

mcsweeneys.net: David Eggers-approved arch pop culture-based comedy for the twentysomething dorks who keep the Internets thrumming with activity.

Happy surfing...dudes!

Christ, do I suck.