The All-Muppet Cabinet:

No way would these folks be carrying a 35% approval rating.



Inspired by my most recent cyber-flailing, I have decided to propose the Cabinet of an all-Muppet administration.

Some of the positions have already been filled: NSA director Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Press Secretary Beaker, indicted-vice-presidential-chief-of-staff Scooter (no change there).

Time to create a government that would certainly be more compotent, less corrupt, and less prone to waging imperial wars than our current one.

Secretary of State: Sam the Eagle

Secretary of Defense: Animal (more cogent, less bellicose than Rumsfeld)

Attorney General: Gonzo (that is EXTREMELY funny if you're a huge political nerd)

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: what the hell was the name of that piano playing Muppet, you know, the one who was obviously black, but was also a dog...Rowlf!

Secretary of Agriculture: Swedish Chef

Surgeon General: Dr. Teeth

Secretary of Education: Camilla the chicken

Secretary of Energy: the Flying Zucchini Brothers

Vice President: Fozzie

The rest of the cabinet would be filled out with fraggles, doozers, and Statler and Waldorf.

and, of course,

President Kermit and First Lady Piggy.

Who could argue that they'd do a better job than Bush and Company?