Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Okay, My Brain is Melting...








No word yet on potential indictments of Press Secretary Beaker or National Security Advisor, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.


So, the Fitzgerald indictment hammer comes down on everyone's favorite Muppet-named Bush administration war criminal. Hot Karl escaped the scythe, but barely, and the possibility of further indictments hangs in the air.

Certain anti-American traitors such as myself rejoiced at this news, but secretly knew that the propaganda whores in the White House were sure to find a way to minimize the issue and distract the news media from further investigation.

And, sure enough, on Monday, just as the Libby indictment was settling in as the news story of the moment, Bush announces his Supreme Court pick, a creepy, misogynistic douchebag who thinks that the uterus is essentially a male appendage.

It looked, for a moment, like the Mayberry Machiavelli's had pulled off another PR coup, keeping the ADD-having media dumbasses jumping from one story to the next. And, I sighed, and muttered, "not again!" Surely, the bumbling, spineless Democrats, who have shown little to no ability to frame issues or dictate the terms of debate, would not be able to mount an effective counter-offensive.

Then, this afternoon, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid demands a closed Senate session on the subjects of the Plame leak AND, as a delicious bonus, the faulty pre-war "intelligence" that Bush and company spoon fed congress and the media. Bill Frist could do nothing but sputter and whine like a retarded socialite getting bitch-slapped by Mr. T. Meanwhile, the hot story of the moment for the Ritalin-addicts in the media once again becomes the Plame leak with a side-dish of war lies.

The dumbfoundment is so total, that I'm going to call up my Mom and make sure she still acknowledges me as her progeny.

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